Santa Checks His List, I Check Your Vitals | Funny Nurse Christmas Crewneck Sweatshirt

Santa handles the wish lists. You handle the vitals.

Bring a little nurse humor to the holidays with this Wealthy Nurse Society crewneck. Featuring “Santa Checks His List. I Check Your Vitals.” alongside a blush bow, stethoscope, snowy greenery, and champagne-colored accents, this printed design gives festive style a nursing twist.

The relaxed fit and substantial cotton blend make it a cozy choice for coffee runs, holiday gift exchanges, decorating days, and downtime beyond the bedside. A thoughtful Christmas gift for your nurse bestie—or yourself.

PRODUCT DETAILS

• Printed Christmas nurse graphic with blush and plum lettering

• 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester

• Medium-heavy fabric: 9.5 oz/yd²

• Relaxed adult fit

• Ribbed collar, cuffs, and bottom hem

• Necktape and half-moon back neck patch

CARE

• Machine wash cold, up to 30°C/90°F

• Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed

• Tumble dry low

• Do not iron

• Do not dry clean

Wealthy Nurse Society — Celebrate Life Beyond the Bedside.